The woman was โdown in the dumps,โ having entangled herself in a messy situation which prompted her to reassess her priorities. The Brinnon Fire Department in Washington State reported that a lady in her 40s requested emergency assistance, after falling headfirst into a vault toilet at a frequented hiking area. On the list of โworst things to happen to hikers,โ this ranks as number two. How did she end up neck-deep?
She reportedly dropped her smartphone in the outhouse latrine and attempted to retrieve itโunsuccessfully. Initially, she tried fishing it out with her dogโs leash, and letโs just say her furry friend went home leashless that day. Next, she removed the seat and leaned into the abhorrent abyss to get closerโand thatโs when it happened. The entire latrine collapsed inward, causing her to plunge into the filth below, where she dialed 9-1-1 from her soiled cellphone. All of this for a $200 smartphone.
The lengths we will go for what we love and the things we are willing to do for what we value are truly astonishing. And many times, the price we pay in doing so is not worth the gain. But this is precisely what we do when worshiping gods that are not God. We often invest precious time, money, and energy into idols we believe will make us happier and more fulfilledโalthough they leave us down in the dumps. As the psalmist counseled, โThe sorrows of those who run after another god shall multiplyโ (Psalm 16:4a).
Idol-worship always costs more than it pays, and the false gods of possessions, protection, power, pleasure, prestige, and position always take more than they give. As Jonah cautioned, โThose who pay regard to vain idols forsake their hope of steadfast loveโ (Jonah 2:8). You canโt get from gods what you can only get from God. So, why give to gods and get nothing when you can give to God and get everything He promises?
Nevertheless, emulating Josiah of old (2 Chron. 34:33) and demolishing our idols is challenging because, as John Calvin once stated, our hearts are โfactories of idols,โ equipped with a golden-calf assembly line, eager to fashion a god from anything and everything. Paul likewise stated in Romans that we are prone to worship and serve โthe creature rather than the Creatorโ (Rom. 1:25). This is why we are exhorted, โFlee from idolatryโ (1 Cor. 10:14, KJV), and admonished, โLittle children, keep yourselves from idolsโ (1 John 5:21). Therefore, we must continually โturn from these vain things to a living God, who made the heaven and the earth and the sea and all that is in themโ (Acts 14:15b).
Idols are all glitter and no goldโGod is God and always good. Idol-worship stinksโworshiping God satisfies. As David declared: โYou make known to me the path of life; in your presence there is fullness of joy; at your right hand are pleasures forevermoreโ (Psalm 16:11).

Brandon is the pastor of Bandana Baptist Church in Bandana, Kentucky, where he lives with his wife, Dakota, and their three dogs, Susie, Aries, and Dot. Brandon and Dakota are also foster parents through Sunrise Children’s Services of Kentucky. Brandon is also a published author and a religious columnist for the Advance Yeoman newspaper in Ballard County, Kentucky. He is also a devotional contributor for Kentucky Today, a news publication of the Kentucky Baptist Convention. His columns are also featured in the Times-Argus newspaper of Central City, Kentucky, West Kentucky News of western Kentucky, and the online blog, Reforming the Heart.
